How to Drive Deidara Mad by SasoDei4ever, literature
Literature
How to Drive Deidara Mad
How to Drive Deidara Mad
1. Ask him which restroom he uses
2. Steal all his hair ties and replace them with a frilly pink ribbon.
3. Tell everyone he gave Tobi roses, red roses
4. Chop his bangs off
5. Braid his ponytail
6. Then chop it off
7. Call him Deidei-chan
8. Show him his chibi pictures
9. Make a better sculpture than him and rub it in his face
10. Replace his clay with play dough
11. Call him a girly man or a manly girl
12. Start saying yo at the end of your sentences
13. When he is sleeping, dress up as Sasoris ghost and haunt him
14. Tell him the National Institute of Art was going to give him a reward, only t